//buy two and look double as cheap.
Crouching on the floor of a notoriously cheap-n-cheesy men's suit store, I snapped a photo of their 'top' line of suits. All around me I could feel used car salesmen hovering in suits with big shoulders and sleeves that drooped to long.
I got up long enough to say, "Honey, put down the vest with the felt-covered buttons... or I will be forced to terminate this friendship."